"Now let's talk about that little surprise trip to Tiwana."
"It's pronounced Tijuana, that's how... you're so white, mom."
make some noise??
# and i forgot about the first message that was like a week ago
when ur teacher says you cant do a project in one night and you do
# fucking sandy and kirsten
Why are TV parents so concerned about their kids going to school? When I ask my parents if I can stay home they aren’t even awake enough to care.
# orphan black
why are there orphan black fans who already talk about rachel as if they know her
she’s been in the show for five seconds
you don’t know her. you don’t know her story.
don’t offer me the rest of your fries or I might fall in love with you
The IB program does not stand for International Baccalaureate as they advertise but actually “idiot babies” because, much like babies, it’s useless and incapable of doing much other than shitting itself.